TODAYS JOKE
Our mothers are very special people. One writer recorded his experience of his mother in this humourist way:-
“Things Our Mothers Taught Us “
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
- My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
- My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week"
- My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that’s why."
- My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, or I’ll give you something to cry about."
- My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
- My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
- My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home"
- My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
