TODAYS JOKES
What the future will be like.
“Hello, is this Gordon’s pizza?”
“No sir, it’s Google’s pizza”
“Did I dial the wrong number?”
“No sir, Google bought the pizza store”
“Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please”
“Okay sir, do you want the usual?”
“The usual? You know what my usual is?”
“According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12 slice with double cheese, sausage, and thick crust”
“Okay, that’s what I want this time too”
“Mass suggested that this time you order an 8 slice with ricotta, lettuce and tomato instead?”
“No, I hate vegetables”
“But your cholesterol is not good”
“How do you know?”
“Through the subscriber’s guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last seven years”
“You know what, I’m sick of Google, Facebook Twitter And everyone else having all my information! I am going to an island without Internet, where there’s no mobile line and no one to spy on me!’
“I understand sir, but you may want to renew your passport… It expired five weeks ago”
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?"
The Guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
