TODAYS JOKES

Today's Joke

25 Sept

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father’s Day.
He said, “For you to finally learn how to mow the lawn properly.”
“Fatherhood: where sleep is optional, patience is tested, and dad jokes are compulsory.”
“Behind every great kid is a dad who’s pretty sure he’s messing it all up.”
“Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me how to drive, but not how to parallel park.”
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the scarecrow win Father of the Year?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

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