TODAYS JOKES

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Bell.

Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring 

Dr. Dr. People tell me I’m a wheelbarrow.

Don’t let people push you around 

Dr. Dr. I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. .

Wait a minute, please 

Dr. Dr. I keep thinking I’m invisible.

Who said that?!

Dr. Dr. I feel like a pack of cards. 

I’ll deal with you later. 

Dr. Dr. I’m manic depressive. 

Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up. Calm. …..

Dr. Dr. I think I’m a bridge. 

What’s come over you? 

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Dr, Dr, I think I’m a cat. 

How long has this been going on?

Oh, since I was a kitten.

Dr. Dr. I keep thinking I’m a dog.

Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you.

I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.