TODAYS JOKES
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations? A: You get tinsel-itis.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frost-bite!
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why didn't the wise men stop to water their camels? A: No well.
A boy opened a Christmas present and found batteries with a note: “Toy not included.”
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says, “Do you smell carrots?”
