TODAY’S EASTER HUMOUR

Light & classic one liners

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker.

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.

What kind of stories do Easter eggs tell?
Yolk tales.

The Chocolate Dilemma

A kid asks his mum, “Why do we get chocolate eggs at Easter?”
She says, “It’s a tradition—it represents new life.”
The kid pauses and says, “So… why am I eating all the evidence?”

The Ambitious Eggs

Two eggs are talking.
One says, “I’ve been working on myself—discipline, mindset, really pushing to be better.”
The other asks, “What’s the goal?”
He replies, “I’m trying to get promoted.”
“Promoted to what?”
“Eggs-ecutive level.”

The Honest Child

A child asks, “Why do we celebrate Easter with chocolate?”
The parent replies, “It’s a way to celebrate something meaningful with joy.”
The child thinks for a moment and says,
“So… we’ve turned a profound event into a sugar-based coping mechanism?”

The Experienced Bunny

A young bunny asks an older one, “What’s the secret to surviving Easter?”
The older bunny says, “Simple. Deliver the eggs, keep your head down, and don’t ask questions about how any of this actually works.”