TODAY’S HUMOUR

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?‍ ‍He’s all right now.

How do crazy people go through theforest? They take the psycho path.

How do you get Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy I want a new apartment.

What did the fish say when he hit the dam wall? “Dam”

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?‍ ‍A stick.

What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.