TODAYS JOKES

• What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
  “I found the perfect match!”

• Did you hear about the bedbugs who fell in love?
  They’re getting married in the spring.

• How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
  He gave her a ring.

• Where do all the hamburgers take their dates on Valentine’s Day?
  To a meatball. 

• What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
  “Tonight, dinner’s on me.

• ”Did you hear about the two radios that got married?
  The reception was amazing

• Did you hear about the spider wedding?
  They’re newlywebs.

• What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
  “You’re fun to hang around with.”

• Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend before Valentine’s Day?
  Her heart wasn’t in it.